The Rapture has come and gone and we’re still here!
After much research, our crack team of investigators has determined why the Rapture did not come to pass. According to sources, Randy “Macho Man” Savage, after dying in an unfortunate car accident on May 20th, tracked down Jesus, body slammed the son of God and held him in a submission hold until May 21st, 2011 passed. Mr. Savage prevented Jesus’ return to Earth and single handedly stopped the Rapture.
I would like to take a brief moment to thank the Macho Man for his kind and selfless act. Ohhhhh, yeeeeeaaahhhh! THANK YOU MACHO MAN! You will be missed!!!
What was the Godless Liberal Social Society doing the night of the Rapture? KARAOKE RAPTURE PARTY! We partied so well, Channel 4 News decided to cover the event. Check this out;
5/21: Karaoke Rapture Party on Channel 4 News, event coverage (VIDEO)
You’ll find pictures from our Bring on the Rapture Karaoke Party, here.
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